Welcome to the help page for gonzobot, a fork of the awesome IRC bot Cloudbot that has been customized for Snoonet. To send gonzobot a command use '.' or '@' as a prefix to any of the commands listed below, the terms listed in parenthesis are aliases and will work the same as the command. Example: .cake bloodygonzo

8ball (eightball, 8): <question> - asks the all knowing magic electronic eight ball <question>

about: – Gives information about CloudBot. Use .about license for licensing information

addbad: adds a bad word to the auto kick list must specify a channel with each word ( Permission required: badwords)

adduser: <user> <group> - adds <user> to <group> ( Permission required: permissions_users)

amazon (az): <query> – Searches Amazon for query

antonym: <word> – Returns a list of antonyms for <word>.

ask (cleverbot, gonzobot, cb): <question> – Asks Cleverbot <question>

awesome (iscool, cool): Prints a webpage to show <nick> how awesome they are.

ban: <channel> <user> - bans <user> in <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_ban, op)

bancount: <user> - gets a count of <user>'s minecraft bans from fishbans

band (la): <artist> - displays information about <artist>.

bang: when there is a duck on the loose use this command to shoot it.

bans (fishbans): <user> - gets information on <user>'s minecraft bans from fishbans

base64: <string> – Encode <string> with base64.

beats: – Gets the current time in .beats (Swatch Internet Time).

beer: <user> - give beer to <user>

befriend: when there is a duck on the loose use this command to befriend it before someone else shoots it.

bing (b): <query> - returns the first bing search result for <query>

bingimage (bis): <query> - returns the first bing image search result for <query>

bitcoin (btc): – Returns current bitcoin value

bite: bites the specified nick somewhere random.

boobs (boobies): prints boobies!

bookpun: Suggests a pun of a book title/author.

books (gbooks): books <query> – Searches Google Books for <query>.

bottomten (hated, pointsbottom): .bottomten or .pointsbottom prints the top 10 things with the highest points in the channel. To see the top 10 items in all of the channels the bot sits in use .topten global.

brainfuck (bf): <prog> - executes <prog> as Brainfuck code

brekky (brekkie): <user> - give brekkie to <user>

cake: <user> - gives <user> an awesome cake

cakeday: cakeday <reddituser> will return the cakeday for the given reddit username.

capitalize (capitalise): <string> – Capitalizes <string>.

catgifs: gets a fucking cat gif.

cats: gets a fucking fact about cats.

changetopic (question, discuss): generates a random question to help start a conversation or change a topic

cheese: <user> - give cheese to <user>

chicken: <user> - give chicken to <user>

chocolate: <user> - give chocolate to <user>

choose: <choice1>, <choice2>, <choice3>, etc. - randomly picks one of the given choices

coffee: <user> - give coffee to <user>

coin: <amount> - flips <amount> coins

color_parse: Command has no documentation.

compliment: <user> – Makes the bot slap <user>.

confucious: confucious say man standing on toilet is high on pot.

cookie: <user> - gives <user> a cookie

crypto (cryptocurrency): <ticker> – Returns current value of a cryptocurrency

cycle: <#channel> - cycles <#channel>, or the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: botcontrol)

cypher (cipher): <pass> <string> – cyphers <string> with <password>

dadjoke: love em or hate em, bring on the dad jokes.

debase64 (unbase64): <string> – Decode <string> with base64.

decypher (decipher): <pass> <string> - decyphers <string> with <password>

define (dictionary): <word> – Returns a dictionary definition from Wordnik for <word>.

deluser: <user> <group> - removes <user> from <group>, or from all groups if no group is specified ( Permission required: permissions_users)

deop: <channel> <user> - deops <user> in <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_op, op)

derpify: derpify <text> - returns some amusing responses from your input.

devoice: <channel> <user> - devoices <user> in <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_voice, op)

dig: .dig <domain> <recordtype> returns a list of records for the specified domain valid record types are A, NS, TXT, and MX. If a record type is not chosen A will be the default.

dinner (wtfsimfd): - TELLS YOU WHAT THE F**K YOU SHOULD MAKE FOR DINNER

disableregex: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

dogecoin (doge): – Returns current dogecoin value

doit: prints a do it line, example: mathmaticians do with a pencil

domain (domainr): <domain> - uses domain.nr's API to search for a domain, and similar domains

dominate (bdsm): Just a little bit of kinky fun.

doobie: <user> - pass the doobie to <user>

down (up, offline): <url> - checks if <url> is online or offline

drama: <phrase> - gets the first paragraph of the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on <phrase>

drink: <nick>, makes the user a random cocktail.

duckforgive: Allows people to be removed from the mandatory cooldown period. ( Permission required: op, ignore)

duckkic (stophun, starthun): dummmy command to make sure people use the full command so OPS can block it if they need to.

duckkick: If the bot has OP or half-op in the channel you can specify .duckkick enable|disable so that people are kicked for shooting or befriending a non-existent duck. Default is off.

duckmerge: Moves the duck scores from one nick to another nick. Accepts two nicks as input the first will have their duck scores removed the second will have the first score added. Warning this cannot be undone. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

ducks: Prints a users duck stats. If no nick is input it will check the calling username.

duckstats: Prints duck statistics for the entire channel and totals for the network.

e (etymology): <word> - retrieves the etymology of <word>

enableregex: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

escape: <string> – Unicode escapes <string>.

expand: <url> - unshortens <url>

f (forget): <word> - forgets previously remembered <word> ( Permission required: op)

fact: Gets a random fact about numbers or dates.

feed (news, rss): <feed> – Gets the first three items from the RSS/ATOM feed <feed>.

fight (fite, spar, challenge): <nick>, makes you fight <nick> and generates a winner.

fix: fixes a flipped over table. ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

flenny: flenny is watching.

flip: <text> – Flips <text> over.

flirt (jackmeoff, sexup): <user> - flirts with <user>

flushlog: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

fml: - gets a random quote from fmyfife.com

fortune: - hands out a fortune cookie

friends: Prints a list of the top duck friends in the channel, if 'global' is specified all channels in the database are included.

generatehelp: Dumps a list of commands with their help text to the docs directory formatted using markdown. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

geoip: geoip <host|ip> – Looks up the physical location of <host|ip> using Maxmind GeoLite

ghissue (issue): <username|repo> <number> - gets issue <number>'s summary, or the open issue count if no issue is specified

gif (giphy): Searches giphy.com for a gif using the provided search term.

gitio: <url> <custom> - shortens a github URL <url> using git.io with <custom> as an optional custom shortlink,

global_ignore: <nick|mask> – ignores all input from <nick|mask> in ALL channels. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

global_unignore: <nick|mask> – un-ignores all input from <nick|mask> in ALL channels. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

glomp: glomps the specified nick.

googl: <url> <custom> - shorten <url> using goo.gl with <custom> as an option custom shortlink,

google (g, search): <query> - returns the first google search result for <query>

google_translate: <source language <target language>> <sentence> - translates <sentence> from source language (default autodetect)

gperms: <group> - lists permissions given to <group> ( Permission required: permissions_users)

grab: grab <nick> grabs the last message from the specified nick and adds it to the quote database

grabrandom (grabr): grabs a random quote from the grab database

grabsearch (grabs): .grabsearch <text> matches “text” against nicks or grab strings in the database

groups (listgroups, permgroups): - lists all valid groups ( Permission required: permissions_users)

gse: <query> – Returns first Google search result for <query>.

gseis (gis, image): <query> – Returns first Google Images result for <query>.

gusers: <group> - lists users in <group> ( Permission required: permissions_users)

hash: <string> – Returns hashes of <string>.

help: <command> - gives help for <command>, or lists all available commands if no command is specified

herald: herald <message> adds a greeting for your nick that will be announced everytime you join the channel. Using .herald show will show your current herald and .herald delete will remove your greeting.

hookup: matches two users from the channel in a sultry scene.

horoscope: <sign> - get your horoscope

hunt_opt_out: Running this command without any arguments displays the status of the current channel. hunt_opt_out add #channel will disable all duck hunt commands in the specified channel. hunt_opt_out remove #channel will re-enable the game for the specified channel. ( Permission required: op, ignore)

icecream: <user> - give icecream to <user>

ignore: <nick|mask> – ignores all input from <nick|mask> in this channel. ( Permission required: ignore)

imdb: imdb <movie> - gets information about <movie> from IMDb

imgur: <search term> / </r/subreddit> / </user/username> / memes / random - returns a link to a random imgur image based

imguralbum (imgalbum, multiimgur, album): <search term> / </r/subreddit> / </user/username> / memes / random - returns a link to lots of random images

info: <factoid> - shows the source of a factoid

insult: <user> - insults <user>

isbase64 (checkbase64): <string> – Checks if <string> is a valid base64 encoded string

isgd: <url> <custom> - shortens a url using is.gd with <custom> as an optional custom shortlink,

issafe: <website> – Checks the website against Google's Safe Browsing List.

isup: <url> - uses isup.me to check if <url> is online or offline

join: <channel> - joins <channel> ( Permission required: botcontrol, snoonetstaff)

karma (ruser): karma <reddituser> will return the information about the specified reddit username

kernel: - gets a list of linux kernel versions

kero (kerowhack): Returns the text input the way kerouac5 would say it.

keto: <user> - give keto food to <user>

kick: <channel> <user> - kicks <user> from <channel>, or from the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_kick, op)

kill: <user> - kills <user>

killers: Prints a list of the top duck killers in the channel, if 'global' is specified all channels in the database are included.

langlist (tlist): List the languages/codes that can be used to translate. Translation is powered by Yandex https://translate.yandex.com

lart: <user> - LARTs <user>

lastfm (l, last, np): <user> <dontsave> - displays the now playing (or last played) track of LastFM user <user>

lastfmcompare (lc, compare): <user> (<user> optional) - displays the now playing (or last played) track of LastFM user <user>

lastgrab (lgrab): prints the last grabbed quote from <nick>.

lawyerjoke: returns a lawyer joke, so lawyers know how much we hate them

leet: <text> – Makes <text> more 1337h4x0rz.

length: <string> – Gets the length of <string>

lenny: why the shit not lennyface

listbad: Returns a list of bad words specify a channel to see words for a particular channel ( Permission required: badwords)

listfacts: - lists all available factoids

listregex: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

litecoin (ltc): – Returns current litecoin value

lmgtfy (gfy): <phrase> - gets a lmgtfy.com link for the specified phrase

load_geoip: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

loadbad: Should run on start of bot to load the existing words into the regex ( Permission required: badwords)

locate (maps): <location> – Finds <location> on Google Maps.

lock: <channel> - locks <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_lock, op)

lower: <string> – Convert string to lowercase.

lta (topall): Grabs a list of the top artists in the last year for a last.fm username. You can set your lastfm username with .l username

ltm (topmonth): Grabs a list of the top artists in the last month for a last.fm username. You can set your lastfm username with .l username

ltop (ltt): Grabs a list of the top tracks for a last.fm username

ltw (topweek): Grabs a list of the top artists in the last week for a last.fm username. You can set your lastfm username with .l username

lurve (luff, luv): “loves all over <user>

lyrics: lyrics <artist and/or song> will fetch the first 150 characters of a song and a link to the full lyrics.

mcping (mcp): <server<:port>> - gets info about the Minecraft server at <server<:port>>

mcstatus: - gets the status of various Mojang (Minecraft) servers

mcuser (haspaid, mcpaid): <username> - gets information about the Minecraft user <account>

mcwiki: mcwiki <phrase> - gets the first paragraph of the Minecraft Wiki article on <phrase>

me (act): <#channel> <action> - acts out <action> in a <#channel>, or in the current channel of none is specified ( Permission required: botcontrol, snoonetstaff)

message (sayto): <name> <message> - says <message> to <name> ( Permission required: botcontrol, snoonetstaff)

metacritic (mc): <all|movie|tv|album|x360|ps3|pc|gba|ds|3ds|wii|vita|wiiu|xone|ps4> <title> - gets rating for <title> from

metar: metars <ICAO station code> returns the metars information for the specified station. A list of station codes can be found here: http://weather.rap.ucar.edu/surface/stations.txt

minuspts: prints the things you have liked

mlb: mlb <team city> gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.

mlia: - gets a random quote from MyLifeIsAverage.com

mm (rmpoint): .rmpoint or (.mm) <thing> subtracts a point from the <thing>

monsterfriends: Prints a list of the top monster friends in the channel, if 'global' is specified all channels in the database are included.

monsterkillers: Prints a list of the top monster killers in the channel, if 'global' is specified all channels in the database are included.

monstermerge: Moves the monster scores from one nick to another nick. Accepts two nicks as input the first will have their monster scores removed the second will have the first score added. Warning this cannot be undone. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

monsters: Prints a users monster stats. If no nick is input it will check the calling username.

monsterstats: Prints monster statistics for the entire channel and totals for the network.

moregrab: if a grab search has lots of results the results are pagintated. If the most recent search is paginated the pages are stored for retreival. If no argument is given the next page will be returned else a page number can be specified.

moremod: if a sub or mod list has lots of results the results are pagintated. If the most recent search is paginated the pages are stored for retreival. If no argument is given the next page will be returned else a page number can be specified.

morescore: if a score list has lots of results the results are pagintated. If the most recent search is paginated the pages are stored for retreival. If no argument is given the next page will be returned else a page number can be specified.

muffin: <user> - give muffin to <user>

munge: <text> – Munges up <text>.

mute: <channel> - mutes <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_mute, op)

namegen: <generator|list> - generates some names using the chosen generator, or lists all generators if 'list' is specified

nba: nba <team city> gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.

ncaab: ncaab <team city> gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.

ncaaf: ncaaf <team city> gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.

newegg: newegg <item name> - searches newegg.com for <item name>

nfl: nfl <team> gets the score or next schedule game for the specified team. If no team specified all games will be included.

nhl: nhl <team city> gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.

nick: <nick> - changes my nickname to <nick> ( Permission required: botcontrol)

nk: outputs a random North Korea propoganda slogan

noodles: <user> - give noodles to <user>

note (notes, todo): <add|list|get|del|clear> args - manipulates your list of notes

objgrowth: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

objtypes: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

octopart (octo): octopart <keyword> – Search for any part on the Octopart database.

op: <channel> <user> - ops <user> in <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_op, op)

pancake: <user> - give pancakes to <user>

part: <#channel> - parts <#channel>, or the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: botcontrol, snoonetstaff)

password: <length <types>> - generates a password of <length> (default 10). <types> can include 'alpha', 'no caps',

pasta: <user> - give pasta to <user>

penis (bepis): much dongs, very ween, add a user nick as an arguement for slightly different 'output'

pig (piglatin): pig <text> – Converts <text> to pig latin.

ping: <host> <count> - pings <host> <count> times

pizza: <user> - give pizza to <user>

plays: <artist> - displays the current user's playcount for <artist>. You must have your username saved.

plpaste: <command> - pastes the plugin file that contains <command> ( Permission required: plpaste)

pluspts: prints the things you have liked

points: .points <thing> will print the total points for <thing> in the channel.

poll: Command has no documentation.

potato: <user> - makes <user> a tasty little potato

pp (addpoint): .addpoint or (.pp) <thing> adds a point to the <thing>

pre (scene): pre <query> – searches scene releases using orlydb.com

present (gift): <user> - gives gift to <user>

pronounce (sounditout): <word> – Returns instructions on how to pronounce <word> with an audio example.

pun: Come on everyone loves puns right?

pymdiff: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

pymsummary: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

python (py): <python code> - executes <python code> using eval.appspot.com

q (quote): <#chan> <nick> <#n> OR add <nick> <message> - gets the <#n>th quote by <nick> (defaulting to random)

qrcode (qr): <link> - returns a link to a QR code image for <link>

quiet: <channel> <user> - quiets <user> in <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_quiet, op)

quran (verse): Prints the specified Qur'anic verse(s) and its/their translation(s)

r (remember): <word> <+><data> - remembers <data> with <word> - add + to <data> to append ( Permission required: op)

rainbow: <text> – Gives <text> rainbow colors.

raw: <command> - sends <command> as a raw IRC command ( Permission required: botcontrol)

recipe: <term> - gets a recipe for <term>, or gets a random recipe if no term is specified

reddit: <subreddit> <n> - gets a random post from <subreddit>, or gets the <n>th post in the subreddit

regexstatus: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

remind (reminder, in): <1 minute, 30 seconds>: <do task> – reminds you to <do task> in <1 minute, 30 seconds>

remove: <channel> <user> - force removes <user> from <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_rem, op)

resethistory: - resets chat history for the current channel

resetregex: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

restart: <reason> - restarts me with <reason> as its quit message. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

results: <user> – Shows current results from <user>'s poll. If <user> is empty,

reverse: <string> – Reverses <string>.

rmbad (delbad): removes the specified word from the specified channels bad word list ( Permission required: badwords)

roll (dice): <dice roll> - simulates dice rolls. Example: 'dice 2d20-d5+4 roll 2': D20s, subtract 1D5, add 4

rot13: <string> – Encode <string> with rot13.

rottentomatoes (rt): rt <title> – gets ratings for <title> from Rotten Tomatoes

sandwich: <user> - give a tasty sandwich to <user>

say: <#channel> <message> - says <message> to <#channel>, or to the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: botcontrol, snoonetstaff)

scuser: <query> – Searches for users on SoundCloud.

seen: <nick> <channel> - tells when a nickname was last in active in one of my channels

shorten: <url> <custom> - shortens a url with <custom> as an optional custom shortlink

showtells: showtells – View all pending tell messages (sent in a notice).

slap: <user> – Makes the bot slap <user>.

snopes: snopes <topic> – Searches snopes for an urban legend about <topic>.

soundcloud (sc): <query> – Searches for tracks on SoundCloud.

spalbum: spalbum <album> – Search Spotify for <album>

spank: <user> - give tea to <user>

spartist: spartist <artist> – Search Spotify for <artist>

spell: spell <word/sentence> – Check spelling of a word or sentence.

spotify (sptrack): spotify <song> – Search Spotify for <song>

starthunt: This command starts a duckhunt in your channel, to stop the hunt use .stophunt

steam: <query> - Search for specified game/trailer/DLC

steamcalc (steamdb): steamcalc <username> - Gets value of steam account. Uses steamcommunity.com/id/<nickname>.

steamid (su, sid, steamuser): steamid <username> – gets the steam ID of <username>. Uses steamcommunity.com/id/<nickname>.

stock: <symbol> – gets stock information

stophunt: This command stops the duck hunt in your channel. Scores will be preserved

stopthebot: <reason> - stops me with <reason> as its quit message. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

strax: Strax quote.

subinfo (sub, rinfo, subreddit): subinfo <subreddit> fetches information about the specified subreddit. Do not include /r/ when specifying a subreddit.

submods (rmods, mods): submods <subreddit> prints the moderators of the specified subreddit. Do not include /r/ when specifying a subreddit.

subs (moderates): This plugin prints the list of subreddits a user moderates listed in a reddit users profile. Private subreddits will not be listed.

suggest: suggest <phrase> – Gets suggested phrases for a google search

superscript: <text> – Makes <text> superscript.

swapcase: <string> – Swaps the capitalization of <string>.

synonym: <word> – Returns a list of synonyms for <word>.

system: – Retrieves information about the host system.

table: <text> – (╯°□°)╯︵ <ʇxǝʇ>

taco: <user> - give a taco to <user>

tea: <user> - give tea to <user>

tell: tell <nick> <message> – Relay <message> to <nick> when <nick> is around.

tfw: Command has no documentation.

threaddump: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)

time: <location> – Gets the current time in <location>.

titlecase: <string> – Convert string to title case.

topic: <channel> <topic> - changes the topic to <topic> in <channel>, or in the caller's channel ( Permission required: op_topic, op)

topten (pointstop, loved): .topten or .pointstop prints the top 10 things with the highest points in the channel. To see the top 10 items in all of the channels the bot sits in use .topten global.

tran (translate): tran <language or language code> text to translate. Translation is Powered by Yandex https://translate.yandex.com

triforce: returns a triforce!

tv (tv_next): tv <series> – Get the next episode of <series>.

tv_prev (tv_last): tv_last <series> – Gets the most recently aired episode of <series>.

twitch (twitchtv): <channel name> – Retrieves the channel and shows it's offline/offline status

twitter (tw, twatter): twitter <user> <n> – Gets last/<n>th tweet from <user>

twuser (twinfo): twuser <user> – Get info on the Twitter user <user>

ugroups: <user> - lists all permissions given to <user>, or the caller if no user is specified

unban: <channel> <user> - unbans <user> in <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_ban, op)

unescape: <string> – Unicode unescapes <string>.

unignore: <nick|mask> – un-ignores all input from <nick|mask> in this channel. ( Permission required: ignore)

unlock: <channel> - unlocks <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_lock, op)

unmute: <channel> - unmutes <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_mute, op)

unquiet: <channel> <user> - unquiets <user> in <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_quiet, op)

uperms: <user> - lists all permissions given to <user>, or the caller if no user is specified

upper: <string> – Convert string to uppercase.

urban (u): urban <phrase> <id> – Looks up <phrase> on urbandictionary.com.

usa: <text> – Makes <text> more patriotic.

validate (w3c): validate <url> – Runs url through the w3c markup validator.

voat: <subverse> <n> - gets a random post from <subverse>, or gets the <n>th post in the subverse

voice: <channel> <user> - voices <user> in <channel>, or in the caller's channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_voice, op)

vote: .vote <poll> <choice> - Vote on a poll; responds on error and silently records on success.

weather (we): weather <location> – Gets weather data for <location>.

whois: <domain> – Does a whois query on <domain>.

wiki (wikipedia, w): wiki <phrase> – Gets first sentence of Wikipedia article on <phrase>.

wisdom: words of wisdom from various bathroom stalls.

wnba: wnba <team city> gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.

wolframalpha (calc, ca, math, convert, wa): <query> – Computes <query> using Wolfram Alpha.

word (wordoftheday): returns the word of the day. To see past word of the day enter use the format yyyy-MM-dd. The specified date must be after 2009-08-10.

wordrandom (randomword): Grabs a random word from wordnik.com

wordusage (wordexample, usage): <word> – Returns an example sentence showing the usage of <word>.

wpass (wordpassword, wordpass): <length> - generates an easy to remember password with <length> (default 4) commonly used words

wrainbow: <text> – Gives each word in <text> rainbow colors.

wyr (wouldyourather): – What would you rather do?

xkcd: xkcd <search term> - Search for xkcd comic matching <search term>

yomomma: input <nick>, tells a yo momma joke to <nick>

youtime (ytime): youtime <query> – Gets the total run time of the first YouTube search result for <query>.

youtube (you, yt, y): youtube <query> – Returns the first YouTube search result for <query>.